From email Nov 3, 1:55 AM PT Happy morning and good 2sdae and Wenzdae. I didn’t forget about you. You’re always on my mind. I’m just respecting your distance and your extreme, anti-social ghosting of me. I hope your days go well, and that you’re home, happy, and safe. Be a good mommy. I love …
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From email Oct 31, 1:17 PM PT Okay, so Aurora was a no show last night. She was still sleeping like a dodo because Prince Charming was off frolicking with Fiona from Shrek. So you didn’t miss anything. I want refunds for those hours of my life back. 🤬 I hope you’re having a great …
Steamed Hams
From email Oct 30, 8:22 PM PT I’m sorry for bothering you. I know how hard it is to get rid of me. But I’ll be short? I hope you’re having a great weekend so far. Tonight, I’m having steamed hams. 5 Guys burgers and fries. Before we go watch the Aurora Borealis. 🍔🎯🚫🍟 Tonight’s …
Jappi Phrydae 🥴
From email Fri, Oct 29, 12:39 PM PT My love. I hope you’re having a good day so far and have eaten lunch. I just woke up from a late morning nap and you’re always on my mind, of course. So first thing is I violate my promise no to write you so much anymore, …
Aim
From email Oct 28, 2021, 3:02 AM PT I said I wouldn’t bother you so… no daily messages unless you confirm you want me to bother you daily. Nco Koj
Did you eat yet?
From email Wed, Oct 27, 2:20 PM PT Sorry, love. I just wrapped up school and was thinking about what I wrote last night (waAaAaAay early this morning). In case you do actually read these ranting emails, I wanted to clear a few things up. I probably shouldn’t have been so brash with my last …
Happy 2sdae
From email Tue, Oct 26, 3:27 AM PT Hello Gorgeous. I hope you’re deep asleep and dreaming blissful dreams, unlike me spilling my heart into emails at 3 AM that will never ever be read. I wish your hopes and dreams come true, because you deserve a break and a stress free trip to Hawaii …
Fall is Here
From email Oct 25, 2021, 2:51 PM I am so not looking forward to the leaf cleaning.
Strawberry Apple Pancakes? What, you don’t like shrimp??? 🤪
From email Oct 25, 12:00 AM PT Hello, It’s me. I hope you’ve had a productive and relaxing weekend. Tomorrow is Monday and it’s back to school. The massive storm spared us. But it’s not over yet. There’s a week of much needed rain, but with each drop I miss you. Whenever it rains anymore, …
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Meow! 😻
From email Oct 24, 2021, 2:10 AM PT “Good morning,” he wrote into the email message body, sounding out the words in his mind. “How did you sleep? I dreamt of you again last night.” He hadn’t lied. She was his every waking thought, so it wouldn’t be a stretch to …
Diabeetus & French Fries 