From email Oct 31, 1:17 PM PT Okay, so Aurora was a no show last night. She was still sleeping like a dodo because Prince Charming was off frolicking with Fiona from Shrek. So you didn’t miss anything. I want refunds for those hours of my life back. 🤬 I hope you’re having a great …
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Steamed Hams
From email Oct 30, 8:22 PM PT I’m sorry for bothering you. I know how hard it is to get rid of me. But I’ll be short? I hope you’re having a great weekend so far. Tonight, I’m having steamed hams. 5 Guys burgers and fries. Before we go watch the Aurora Borealis. 🍔🎯🚫🍟 Tonight’s …
Jappi Phrydae 🥴
From email Fri, Oct 29, 12:39 PM PT My love. I hope you’re having a good day so far and have eaten lunch. I just woke up from a late morning nap and you’re always on my mind, of course. So first thing is I violate my promise no to write you so much anymore, …
Aim
From email Oct 28, 2021, 3:02 AM PT I said I wouldn’t bother you so… no daily messages unless you confirm you want me to bother you daily. Nco Koj
Did you eat yet?
From email Wed, Oct 27, 2:20 PM PT Sorry, love. I just wrapped up school and was thinking about what I wrote last night (waAaAaAay early this morning). In case you do actually read these ranting emails, I wanted to clear a few things up. I probably shouldn’t have been so brash with my last …
Happy 2sdae
From email Tue, Oct 26, 3:27 AM PT Hello Gorgeous. I hope you’re deep asleep and dreaming blissful dreams, unlike me spilling my heart into emails at 3 AM that will never ever be read. I wish your hopes and dreams come true, because you deserve a break and a stress free trip to Hawaii …
Fall is Here
From email Oct 25, 2021, 2:51 PM I am so not looking forward to the leaf cleaning.
Strawberry Apple Pancakes? What, you don’t like shrimp??? 🤪
From email Oct 25, 12:00 AM PT Hello, It’s me. I hope you’ve had a productive and relaxing weekend. Tomorrow is Monday and it’s back to school. The massive storm spared us. But it’s not over yet. There’s a week of much needed rain, but with each drop I miss you. Whenever it rains anymore, …
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Meow! 😻
From email Oct 24, 2021, 2:10 AM PT “Good morning,” he wrote into the email message body, sounding out the words in his mind. “How did you sleep? I dreamt of you again last night.” He hadn’t lied. She was his every waking thought, so it wouldn’t be a stretch to …
Monkee tshaib tshaib pab ij Nana 🐒🍌
From email Oct 23, 5:49 PM PT Kuv mi nplooj siab es, Koj nyob li cas lawm os, tu mi neeg zoo? Hnub no, puas muaj yam lom zem rau koj tau ua pab koj dhau sij hawm thiab os? Puas los nag nyob lub nroog Xaskasmevtaum thiab? Es puas tseem nyob Xaskasmevtaum na??? 😬😮 …
Diabeetus & French Fries 