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From email Oct 31, 1:17 PM PT

Okay, so Aurora was a no show last night. She was still sleeping like a dodo because Prince Charming was off frolicking with Fiona from Shrek. So you didn’t miss anything. I want refunds for those hours of my life back. 🤬

I hope you’re having a great Sunday! As always, I love and miss you so much! 🍔🚫🎯🍟 You’ll never know, since you don’t care to read my messages. 💔😭